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Make fun of your baby for shitting itself

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i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that 

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in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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what i learned from school

  1. im a fucking piece of shit
  2. everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
  3. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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who’s your mom’s celebrity crush? if you don’t know she’s not mom’ing hard enough

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if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants

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