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cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

(via fake-mermaid)

(Source: pikanyechu, via fake-mermaid)

quiffturner:

wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]

(via fake-mermaid)

kanyelifevest:

who’s iggy iglesias

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artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

artichokehold:

those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now

(Source: cute-overload, via studip)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

""but that book character has blue/grey/light eyes so obviously they’re white!!"" ://///

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

""but that book character has blue/grey/light eyes so obviously they’re white!!"" ://///

(Source: nya-kin, via studip)

12yearsaking:

Look at him appreciate cultures without wearing them as a costume. It’s that easy.

(Source: bluemoonwalker, via studip)

the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy

the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy

(Source: srsfunny, via studip)

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time